Hi, my name is Segway guy. You can call me Seggy for short. I enjoy seducing motorized vehicles and hopping up and down on my segway. Life is good.

 

I’m 2 followers away from 200…

i-dontcareson:

heidi-faith:

Come on guys, please? I’ve pushed out some of the best outfits I’ve ever made the past few days.. I follow EVERYONE who reblogs me… Help me out?

FOLLOW THIS GIRL RIGHT NOW

How do I romance the Dad

Someone tell me how to romance the Dad

Anonymous asked
wow... your love is dead. it's all your fault too. you know, he was on his way to see you and some anon pulled him into an ally and said he wanted to kill you, but they stuck up for you. They died for you.

HE DIED FOR ME?!

Anonymous asked
Sheldon is dead

i-dontcareson:

*lying on the ground with broken ribs.*

……

…..

Do you need a hospital? Or like… a glass of water…

Anonymous asked
I'll go to you instead, are you dating irresponsible dad?

Uh.

Yes, we’re madly in love.

He’ll deny it though.

He’s so shy! It’s so cute~

i-dontcareson:

comebackvespa:

i-dontcareson:

comebackvespa:

Ask Irresponsible Dad: comebackvespa: i-dontcareson: Ask Segway-guy.:…

comebackvespa:

i-dontcareson:

Ask Segway-guy.: @Comebackvespa.

i-dontcareson:

comebackvespa:

i-dontcareson:

comebackvespa:

i-dontcareson:

comebackvespa:

i-dontcareson:

Hey I’m back.

Lets uh-

Go on the date thing.

*Whips bike out, and…

Hey! [kneels down.] You broke it! [sniffles and hugs segway.]

So what?! You laughed at my name!

Well you know what? [walks over to him angry]

[Poof!] [suddenly looks at him lustfully grabs his shirt]

EXCUSE ME????

BACK OFF??

*Grabs his arms and tries to tug him off*

[Grabs him and kisses him with the passion of nine suns]